Solid Snake here with a continuation to his latest post...
(White Bone will take care of any post that might be shocking...)
Snake's Journal
Shadow Moses, 17/12/2021 6:55 p.m.
Reached Shadow Moses...
Man! This place is cold...It's lucky that Bone's stealth suit is pretty warm. Anyway, I've got an MP 5 SD...So this is some sort of assault rifle. Nice. Now I've got to save Wolf and Anaconda...
(SO-com Call)
Snake: Hey Revolver! So how's business?
Bond: Bleak. The terrorists have decided that we can get them only by ransom.
Snake: How much?
Bond: The question is not how much, it's who.
Snake: Then...who?
Bond: You.
Snake: Wha...me?!
Bond: Yeah. The terrorists want you in exchange. And since we couldn't stand for that...they've said they'll give their verdict later.
Snake: So, you mean...
Bond: Yep. You'd better act fast. Or else.
Snake: Right.
OK, So this is it, thought Snake. He reached the Helipad and got a few Chaff grenades (which disable electronics) and Stun Grenades (which release a bright light to stun enemies for a while) and reached the Tank Hangar. Then, just before entering, he saw the Helipad...
(Sound Effect)
Poketa-pok-pok-poketa
"That's a helicopter!" thought Snake. He saw it descend to the Helipad, and saw the search lights of the Hangar beam toward it, and lock on it. He then saw two genome soldiers get out and escort a blond haired man.
Then, another Genome Soldier came from the hangar, his field of vision narrowly missing Snake, and he went to the blond haired man, giving him a salute.
The Blond haired man drawled, "It's late, isn't it Norman?"
"Yes, Commander. But you have come. That is the whole point."
"And your status report also said that an INEXPERIENCED Genome ROOKIE TROOPER was present to take down Solid Snake..."
"Yes, Commander."
"And you have the GUTS to actually tell me all this?!" His voice was now hysterical.
"I am sorry, Commander."
"What do you actually MEAN by sorry?!"
" I shall track him down, Commander. If it is the last thing I do." The Genome Soldier said.
" I cannot believe you. DIE!!!"
He took the Genome soldier in a chokeslam and held him in the air. The soldier started wheezing, and with an almighty gasp, started to become limp.
"He is dead." The blond haired man stated silently, dropped the limp body of the soldier, then turned to the two soldiers accompanying him.
"All right. Go to the Jail Cell and give them the order to lock our hostages in Security Code Red. We'll see how Snake will try to dodge it."
The soldiers left without a word.
"So that's the Head Honcho of the place. Liquid Tsuchinoko!"
(SO-com Call)
Bond: Snake...
Snake: OK, so Tsuchinoko's the boss. So what? I've done greater things before.
Bond: But it's him. He was the one who had defeated me years ago. Before YOU joined FOXHOUND, that is...
Snake: You don't have faith in me, Revolver?
Bond: It's not like that, Snake...but...
Snake: No buts. I am going to be successful.
W.Bone: OK Snake, so what are your guns at the moment?
Snake: An MP 5 SD, an MK. 23, 3 chaff grenades and four stun grenades. And two packets of Chips.
W.Bone: What!
Snake: You never know when they'll be useful.
Bond: OK, Snake. Just go to the Tank Hangar. Use your stealth there to get to the Jail House. There, you're on your own.
Snake: That's it?
Bond: Yeah.
Snake: Then I'll eat the chips now. You want any?
Bond: How can we get CHIPS from YOU?! We are on the other side of the planet and...
Snake: Relax. I'm just joking. So, I'll just eat and go.
Bond: I'll leave you in peace.
Man, he pessimistic, thought Snake. And why does he hate chips? I love 'em!
You like it? Even if you don't, pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaassssseeee comment.
I said PLEASE!
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