Sins of a Tsuchinoko Pt. 2

Hey people!!!

Solid Snake has been involved in a hectic Pongal weekend, with a Biology Seminar, so not much enjoyment. But still, I have to do this, so now itself I ask you...

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Comment.

We writers need the encouragement, you know. I alone have felt the pain in thinking of entertaining faithful readers, and getting shouted at for 'not focusing in class or while studying', when I have had better things to do (BTW, download Google Chrome. It's really good). So, enough of the gup-shup, now on to the story...

Snake's Journal

Santhome High Road, Chennai; 8:02 p.m. 3/1/2022

Tsuchinoko's invaded our school's Auditorium! We've got a doctor to guard, and a helicopter with deadly armed men after us. So whaddaya think we do? Go by an auto!

"Snake, can you drive?" asked Revolver.

"Not a chance! I'm already angry that I didn't bring my Pulsar 700 today!"

"I'll drive!" shouted Bone.

"All right. Let's do this!" said Mantis.

The auto took off with a BANG! PA..RUMPAPUMPARA...............(OK, you get the idea)

Snake took out the Stinger Missile Launcher, while Mantis and Wolf took some Sniper Rifles to deal with the soldiers.

"Hey, where are Bond and John?" asked Snake.

(SO-com Call)

Bond: Snake, we're right behind you on your Pulsar!

Snake: What!? How could you?

Bond: Listen. We are in cop's clothing. We'll clear traffic for you.

Snake: Great...

Snake saw Bond and John move forward with a siren attached to the bike. Then he focused his sights on the chopper. He shot a few missiles, but they missed. Mantis, however, scored two kills. Decoy was taking the ammo stored in the auto and supplying it. The doctor was still tense, however.

"Sir, will there be a chance of accident?"

"At these speeds, yes." said Bone.

"Then how can you dare to drive this fast?"

"We have to." sighed Bone.

"This always happens?"

"No. But still, this is my job."

"What about your salary?"

"The safety of my people will do."

"What?! Then you don't get paid?"

"I work as a hacker for the police."

"Oh."

"What about the Tritium, doc?" asked Snake.

"Well, it's in my lodging. In Anna University."

"Move it, Bond!"

The auto speeded through the streets, and cut through the vehicles, all while dodging the missiles from the helicopter. Snake kept firing, and finally, got the breakthrough.

BANG!

At the helicopter...

"Sir! We have run out Stinger missiles, sir!"

"Get the AK-47s! Try your best to take out the Auto. We must stop it, and then kidnap the doctor."

"Sir! Yes, sir!"

The AK-47's machine gun like fire was a little tougher and a little easier. Tough, that it was MUCH faster, and easy, that the Helicopter had to come closer.

It was easily within range now. Snake managed to pummel the chopper with much more ease, but Bone had to swerve through the traffic.

(SO-com Call)

Snake: Revolver! You've reached?

Bond: Yeah. We are hiding in the campus now.

Snake: Good.

Bond: Remember Snake. Do not come in the main entrance. It has atleast 20-30 land mines.

Snake: That could send us to Heaven, even if we DON'T die!

Bond: Snake, find another way.

They almost reached now. Snake saw the burning helicopter through his binoculars. But then, he saw Tsuchinoko with a Stinger Missile launcher! He lip-read Tsuchinoko saying some thing like 'This is the last stock of missiles' or  something like that. They were at the flyover nearby. A jump could land them inside, but death would go with them...

"Last shot guys! We'd better jump out! The auto's also slowing!" said Snake.

"What!" shouted everyone else!

"Get ready!"

Snake shot the last missile. Direct hit! The helicopter started smoking, flames started erupting, and it blew! But not before the men in it jumped off and TSUCHINOKO gave another shot! Immediately, everyone jumped off, Decoy Anaconda pulling the Doctor with him, and jumping last. But, they were blown somewhere off, by the force of the exploding vehicle...

Again, ANSWER IN BRIEF: (1x50)

1) Did they survive?

So, I'm sorry fans. I tried to make it more epic, but I was in a hurry. So, I tried my best. Atleast, help me out by constructive criticism, or a scolding for my negative thinking of it not being epic. Either way...

COMMENT.

That's all folks! (Looney Tunes Ending Music)

Sins of a Tsuchinoko (Act 2) Pt. 1

Hi Guys!!!!!!!!!!!!

Solid Snake here, and finally, I'm continuing the story! There's been a lot happening in school, like we just posted a notice board in our class room. Not much, but that itself got us a fan following, so I had a recruits system put in place. Then a lot more propoganda, extravaganza, Kwaanza, Maaza, but, who's counting? So anyways...

Here we...

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GOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Snake's Journal

Location: Montfort Indoor Stadium, Chennai; 7:22 p.m. 3rd January, 2022

Reached Montfort Indoor Stadium, Santhome, Chennai. Participating in a covert operation. Mantis has returned and is taking part. And, now, wondering why Revolver isn't attending this lecture...

(SO-com Call)

Snake: What the heck is the meaning of this, Revolver?

Bond: Any problem, Snake?

Snake: You let me stay in here just to listen to some Tritium Lecture by Doctor Wendy Gershembaug? And what type of a name is that? If I stay here any longer, I might slip in a coma!

Bond: She is SO boring?

Snake: Yeah!

Bond: I'm sorry, friend, but only you are the right man for the mission. Hey, if it helps, try dialling 140.77 on your SO-com. The SO-com enters Radio Mode and you can listen to some radio stations of the region.

Snake: Thanks.

Meanwhile, on the rooftop, Unicorn Mantis and John were looking around for signs of anything that might be suspicious.

"Man, I hate this work. It's boring." said Mantis.

"Yeah...Why are we here again?" asked John.

"To watch out for 'suspicious' activity."

"Hey! Look over... oh, that's just a bat..."

"Baseball bat?"

"No, the other one. The bloodsucking thing...?"

"Oh. So, anyway, how was that nut, Suchi?"

"Suchi?"

"Tsuchinoko."

"Well, he was some cheap git. Thought he could make me some 'Super-soldier' to work in his force. He gave me some nanomachines for testing. Well, they worked, but I used 'em to escape. I heard from Bond he worked in FOXHOUND."

"Yeah. He worked in FOXHOUND. He still was the same git. But he worked pretty well for a covert ops specialist. He was Russian, so we called him 'Crazy Ivan'. We also called him 'Civics Ivan' cause he always talked about the government policies and all that schmooze. He was President Jackson Montana's adopted son, you know?"

"What?!"

"Yeah, even I was shocked to find out. The previous President of the U.S.A.'s son joining us? We didn't accept at first, but we were supported by the Government. So we had to accept. But after that incident at Shadow Moses, we lost support. So our funding had a few problems, but then, Sniper won the Lottery!"

"How much?"

"A million dollars! We were rich, and so we managed to get equipment such as nanomachines, guns, vehicles and so on. So, we 're-formed' FOXHOUND."

"Man, it just feels like we are star-gazing. You seen any good movies lately?"

"Yeah, it's called 'Shady, the Tree'. It's about a girl named Vandana who thinks she's a tree. The movie's really colorful. There's this scene where she goes to a bench painting contest, and she cries with every stroke she gives. Very poignant. This flick needs an Oscar, if you ask me."

"Oh, catch me up on that."

"Right. Hey what's that?"

"Gimme the binoculars!"

There was a helicopter with some strange symbol on it, and at the door was...

"Tsuchinoko!"

(SO-com Call)

John: Guys! He's coming!

Bond: Quick! Battle stations! Decoy! Inform the program's in-charge! Sniper, Snake! Stay back and defend! We're coming!

"What's that gun he's holding?"

"Mantis! It's a stinger!"

They moved away in time. Both of them immediately equipped their thermal goggles.

"It's made a hole! They can go down to the stage from it!"

"Let's stop 'em!"

Mantis took out his HF Katana as the soldiers jumped down from the chopper. He sliced them with a samurai's precision and them moved on to climb the rope, but was shot by Tsuchinoko with an assault rifle. 

"John! Get him!"

John took a wild leap and got to fight Tsuchinoko, but Tsuchinoko's immense strength (one of his strange factors, which don't suit his body's physique) sent him down again. The soldiers jumped down and got to the stage, where Doctor Wendy was standing, shivering with fear. Then two soldiers grasped her by the shoulders. "You're comin' with me, missy!"

"Unhand me!"

Then...

BANG!

"Uh!"

Thud!

It was Sniper!

"Good job, Wolf!"

"Right Snake! You get her! I and Decoy will check things here!"

"Right!"

Snake and the Doctor ran out. Snake didn't see anyone else at the entrance, so he ran out. At the gate, an AUTO crashed through and did a skid and stopped right next to them. It was Revolver!

(SO-com Call)

Bond: Everyone! Report Immediately to the entrance!

All: Right!

"Mr. Revolver, I have something to say."

"Why, what's up doc?"

"Listen. They must be after the Tritium."

"Why?" asked Snake.

"Didn't you listen to my lecture? It can be used as a fuel that can run nearly for around 200 to 300 years."

"Oh. Hey, they're here!"

"All right, let's move!"

"Wait." said the Doctor.

"What?!" asked Snake.

"We're going in an AUTO?!"

"Oh come on! Get over it!"

"Right."

They went out of the gate, with White Bone driving it. Mantis used his katana to cut open the roof to enable firing. And they went across the main road, when...

BOOM!!!!!

Did they survive?

Find out...next time....

And anyways, thanks to Vandana for commenting on the epilogue to Metal Gear Solaris, thus earning her a cameo. So, I still have to make the e-mail address (coming soon) and also the chatroom (pingbox is NOT a chatroom) and anyways, I feel sad.

Cause: The doom of the 10th standard (Scary doom music)

So I think I'd better finish this up. I've planned five acts, but I don't want to cut it out. So, wish me luck.

See ya!!!!!!

CJ (Solid Snake)

Recruits!!!

Hey guys!

Solid Snake here, and man, we've got some good fan following in our class!

So, we held a talk and found a way to dissolve this disastrous situation...And thus came, our RSS (Recruit Selection System)!

OK, so those who wanna join, here's the step by step procedure...

REQUIREMENTS: An e-mail address. (That's all!)

1) Scroll down to the end of this page. Yeah man! WAYYYYYYY DOWWWWWNNNNNNNNN......Don't worry! You won't get thin by doing so!

2) See a CBox widget(the blue colored box)? In the text fields, type your name, e-mail, and a message saying you want to join.

3) Press the ENTER key(That key to your right shaped like an inverted L? Yeah, that one).

4) Wait for an e-mail. It'll mostly come from coolblue_cj94@hotmail.com (MEEEEEE!) or something with 'foxhound' in it. If it doesn't come, you are REJECTED...............................

Well.............

You most probably...............

WON'T BE! So don't fret.

Well, about the powers of the recruit? Mostly, we haven't thought yet, but I'm thinking of setting up a members-only chatroom, and you can play in our CRICKET TEAM! And, more to come!!!

Awright, over and out!

Solid Snake

P.S.

The next act won't come till you read and comment on the epilogue of Metal Gear Solaris! Well, till then, Bye!